Flere Reagan Quotes

Jeg m bare legge ut noen flere sitater fra Ronald Reagan. De er for bra til la vre. Denne gangen er det mer sm historier. Han likte herse med Sovjet og Cuba.


  • 3 men, A Frenchmen, a Brit and a Russian are at a museum looking at a portrait of Adam and Eve. The Brit says, "Adam and Eve are British. They wear fig leaves and blush so they must be modest." The Frenchman says, "no, they are French because they are naked and in love." The Russian said, "You're both wrong. They are obviously Russian. They are naked, have only an apple to eat and yet they are told they live in paradise."
  • Two Russians were walking down the street, one asked the other, "Have we really achieved full communism?" The other said "oh no. Things are about to get worse."
  • Its hard to get an automobile in the soviet union. They are owned mainly by elite bureaucrats. It takes an average of 10 years to get a car. 1 out of 7 families owned automobiles. You have to go through a major process and put the money out in advance. so this man did this and the dealer said "okay in 10 years come get your car."
    "Morning or afternoon?" The man replied.
    "well what difference does it make?" Said the dealer.
    "The plumber is coming in the morning."
  • The Commisar came to the collective farms to see how the harvest was doing and asked a farmer and the farmer said "Oh commrade commisar! If we took all the potatoes, they would reach the foot of God."
    "Comrade farmer, this is the Soviet Union. There is no God."
    "Thats okay, there are no potatoes."

Og s m jeg ha med en Castro vits til slutt:

    • Castro was making a speech to a large assembly. Someone out in the crowd said, "peanuts popcorn crackerjack." This happened about 4 times. So Castro gets annoyed and says, the next man who says that gets deported to Miami. The entire crowd stands up and yells, "POPCORN! PEANUTS! CRACKERJACK!"

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    Hvard F.

    10.des.2009 kl.21:06

    haha, sykt bra! Digga spesielt de to siste!

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